堂下来个告状的，县太爷马上升堂。

hall down a whistle, county too ye hold court trial right away.

县太爷："何事告状?"

tell on county too ye: "what?"

告状的："老爷，我丢了一头牛。"

tell: "sir, i lost a cow."

县太爷："什么时侯丢的?"

county too ye: "what hour the hou lost?"

告状的"明天丢的。"

tell "tomorrow."

县令一听就火了，一拍惊堂木："混帐!明天丢的，昨天怎么不来告状啊!"

magistrate a listen to is on fire, a clap a gavel: "motherfucker! tomorrow, how not to tell on yesterday!"

衙役站在旁边忍不住笑了。

chief stood next to laugh.

县令更火了："大胆，这头牛一定是你偷的!"

magistrate more fire: "bold, the cow must be you steal!"

衙役吓坏了，又解带子又敞怀："老爷，小的不敢，不信您搜啊!"

chief scared and solution tape and opening: "sir, small dare not, not letter you search!"